"​Look, before GameTime850 showed up, my kid's birthday party was dangerously close to becoming a standard-issue, civilized event. The horror! Fortunately, the cavalry arrived in the form of a mobile gaming trailer, stuffed to the gills with PlayStation 5s and Xboxes. ​For a few glorious hours, our front yard was transformed from a sensible patch of grass into a neon-lit, bass-thumping, sweat-and-Mountain-Dew-fueled battleground. The adults thought they were "chaperoning," but let's be honest, we were just waiting our turn to find out what it feels like to be absolutely dominated by an 8-year-old on Fortnite. (Spoiler, it feels humbling. Very humbling.) ​The prices were so reasonable that I'm starting to think they don't know how much gold dust a working PS5 is right now. ​Highlight of the Day: Hearing the kids simultaneously yell, "HE'S LAGGING!" when, in fact, they were just losing fair and square. ​If you need a party where the loudest sound is pure, unadulterated, competitive screaming, then you need GameTime850. It was great for the little party we had. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go practice my Call of Duty skills. My dignity demands revenge."